Shaun of the Dead Poem

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Shaun of the Dead Poem

Postby LessbienNickFrost » Wed Dec 26, 2007 3:26 am

When i watched Shaun of the Dead
I was really obsessed with the character Ed
Even tho he ended up a zombie
Id still let him fondle my female salami

When he was in the shed playing some video games
I imaged him in my bed pounding my bed frames
With his luscious lips making me quiver
I'd go to India and sell my liver

For Nicholas John Frost is my own personal jesus
Ill prey on my knees giving head and yell 'JEBUS!'
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Re: Shaun of the Dead Poem

Postby MyNameIsAlsoNick » Wed Dec 26, 2007 3:28 am

Lets get married. Now.
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Re: Shaun of the Dead Poem

Postby brad woodgate » Wed Jan 02, 2008 12:27 pm

slightly disturbing i gotta say
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Re: Shaun of the Dead Poem

Postby Samy » Thu Jan 03, 2008 12:13 am

Wer träumt heute noch von Anarchie
In einer sogenannten Demokratie
Eins, das wissen wir bestimmt
Dass der Widerstand nur von unten beginnt
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Re: Shaun of the Dead Poem

Postby Thanos » Thu Jan 03, 2008 8:07 am

Erm not quite sure what to make of that
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